OBLIVION ACCESS IS THE LAST OF THE FILTHY WATER

OBLIVION ACCESS IS THE LAST OF THE FILTHY WATER FUNNELING OUT OF THE BATHTUB I'VE BEEN SOAKING IN FOR 5 YEARS. IT'S ALL THE SHIT AND CUM AND BLOOD AND PISS AND SWEAT AND FLAKES OF DEAD SKIN AND HAIR COLLECTING BY THE DRAIN. TOO THICK AND CLOTTED TO FIT THROUGH THE TRAP. YOU HAVE TO DIG YOUR HANDS IN IT AND FUCKING DEAL WITH IT. YOU HAVE TO PICK IT UP AND SMELL IT WHEN IT'S TIME TO CLEAN UP. YOU HAVE TO LOOK IN THE MIRROR AT YOUR STUPID FACE AND PRUNED BODY SURROUNDED BY THE GHOSTS OF YOUR DEAD FRIENDS WHEN YOU WASH THE SHIT FROM YOUR HANDS YOU HAVE TO STARE AT YOURSELF AND LOOK FORWARD TO SOMETHING INTERESTING. OBLIVION ACCESS IS NOT A CLUB RECORD. THERE ARENT ANY HIT SONGS. IT'S JUST ME AND A FRIEND SORTING THROUGH A BATHTUB OF MY SHIT AND GRIEVANCES IN A BASEMENT FOR A MONTH SO THE WATER COULD FINALLY DRAIN OUT AND I COULD GO HOME. C YA L8R ;b ALSO: WATCHING DUDES CLAMOR AND COMPETE TO BE THE "FIRST" TO LEAK A RECORD IS LIKE WATCHING SOME DARK PEDO-CUCKOLD FANTASY GAMESHOW WHERE THE WINNER GETS CYBERWANKED AND TOLD THEY ARE COOL BY TEENAGE BOYS FOR ANOTHER MAN'S ACCOMPLISHMENTS. I JUST POOPED. ALSO: EXPECT A FOLLOW UP OF REMIXED MATERIALS, RAW FILES, AND VARIOUS "BONUS" BULLSHIT